I registered this blog username thinking, yes! Finally, somewhere to keep a permanent record of my life for those who wouldn't believe just how truly useless I am otherwise!
Then the day after, I broke my computer. Or rather, I switched it off and it announced in enormous letters, WIRELESS CARD IS BROKEN. No wireless meant no internet meant great excuse to not get round to updating a blog.
Now, after several months of my only Internet access being on my iPod touch, I have an iPad. It has a keyboard of sufficient size that one finger fits on one key and doesn't bridge three or four at the same time. The internet is the proper size on it, which feels almost miraculous. If not for the fact that he bought it for me, I might actually consider placing it above my boyfriend in my affections.
I suppose I should probably do a brief introduction, while I'm being boring anyway. I'm Hazel, I live in Cardiff with my boyfriend and our three year old daughter and I do nothing of any substance, except bringing up my child and overanalysing Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated.
We bought a house six weeks ago. It's finally tidy because Matt's mum came to visit and, even though she is so lovely and laid back she would probably have told me how beautifully arranged the piles of crap were, I think it's part of the human condition to worry about whether your mother-in-pseudo-law thinks your housekeeping is good enough. (Mine is good enough for nobody. I have no delusions of domesticity).
I hope that my future posts will be better than this one! At least nobody's reading.
